nm i refreshed the page and i’m over 25,000

tagged: #oh

i need to do something special for my 25,000th post

tagged: #i'm not talented tho! #mine


if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

tagged: #it true cause i'm funnny as heeelllll
  • Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
  • Me: Yes
  • Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
  • Me: Yes



Children are not possessions.
Children are not accessories.
Children are not relationship band aids.
They are tiny people with the same amount of feelings as an adult.

But with less capacity to process, express and healthily contain those feelings when necessary.

Be kind to them.


did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

What I understand is...only the taste of a human's soul.


I glanced at this one girl for a second and smiled and she smiled back and her boyfriend like grabbed her and pulled her and started making out with her and she seemed not into it and I was like wow straight guys are so sensitive and weird lol like I don’t wantcha girl but I do want ha dress and the number to whoever did her nails cuz she is en pointe tonight


dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u


do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry


that was wild from start to finish


the main ingredient in coke is skeletons


Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this

tagged: #this is gOLD





How many tries did it take to get this

one because im a fuckin wizard